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FINK 5336 of 3494 AB
Calved: 8/27/15
Reg#: 18509691
Tattoo: 5336
SAV Final Answer 0035
Actual Scrotal: 36 cm
KCF Bennett Absolute
Thomas Miss Lucy 5152
Wulfs EXT 6106
Fink Formera 3494 9375 6106
Fink Formera 9375 7223 NPV
Positive $EN, excellent $W, and still $B that doesn’t hurt the other traits. Top
15% $B! Balanced traits, cow-maker machine!
53
CED
BW
WW
YW
SC
CEM
Milk
+10
+0
+54
+95
+.87
+10
+20
CW
Marb
RE
Fat
$EN
$W
$B
+52
+.54
+.58
+.068
+13.80
+64.77
+135.74
FINK 586 of 0846 AB
Calved: 8/29/15
Reg#: 18504000
Tattoo: 586
SAV Final Answer 0035
Actual Scrotal: 37.5 cm
KCF Bennett Absolute
Thomas Miss Lucy 5152
Sinclair Net Present Value
Fink Bonnie 0846 8298 NPV
Fink Bonnie 8298 6446 K205
Tripled up Emulation 5522 blood! Talk about making keeper females and
still plenty of pounds to sell as steers. Some of the best udder makers in the
breed are in this bull. Balance, balance, balance—not as exciting to talk
about—but it’s what keeps producers in the business long term. Try finding
$EN of +8 and $B of +137 in the breed!
54
CED
BW
WW
YW
SC
CEM
Milk
+18
-1.4
+50
+96
+.93
+14
+23
CW
Marb
RE
Fat
$EN
$W
$B
+45
+.83
+.68
+.071
+8.36
+62.15
+137.63
Heifer Bull
Heifer Bull
I said SUPREME COURT JUSTICES, WHERE ARE YOU STA-
TIONED?
We are stationed in an assisted care living facility.
Why are you stationed there?
Because we're older than Methuselah. We are here to rewrite
the Constitution, wear long flowing robes, take long naps and
vacations, be waited on hand and foot and to live off a big fat
pension while we write books that nobody reads.
Members of the House of Representatives, where are you sta-
tioned?
Here by the dollar sign.
Why are you so stationed?
The dollar sign is the time honored symbol of lobbyists and
Political Action Committees. Without them we can't accom-
plish much. We burn all records of receipts and disbursements
and take money under the table from multinational corpora-
tions just as Washington kept his farm accounts, very carefully.
It is our duty to see that the lobbyist's checks don't bounce and
everyone gets their share of the payola. We encourage graft
amongst the members, give meaningless speeches, make
promises we have no intention of keeping and live like billion-
aires. We conduct the nation's business with direction from our
major contributors.
Members of the Senate, where are you stationed?
Here by the revolving door.
Why are you so stationed?
In case we lose in the next election, we can retire on a huge
pension and get a job as a lobbyist with a green group, a de-
fense contractor or as a lobbyist for a Chinese corporation. As
highly paid lobbyists we can continue to go to strip clubs with
our old Congressional friends.
Federal Reserve, where are you stationed?
Here by the wise old owl.
Why are you stationed there?
We are asked to advise from time to time as the need arises. It
is our job to keep interest rates low so the stock market will
soar and our mutual funds will provide for us in the style we
have been accustomed. Madame Vice President, why do you
keep a bag of golf clubs at your station?
Because you never know when the President might want to
play a few rounds.
And Madame Vice President, what is your duty there?
I wish I knew? Mostly I preside over cabinet meetings in the
absence of the President when he is on vacation and I go to
funerals in foreign countries on Air Force One. If we would but
follow the leadership of our King we will be led into bankruptcy
and away from a Democratic Republic into the glorious sunset
of a Monarchy or dictatorship.
John Q. Public, where are you stationed?
Here under the bus with tire tracks on our bodies.
And why are you so stationed?
Because that's where you and your fellow government officials
threw us.
The FFA Way by Lee Pitts
Livestock Market Digest
I don't do meetings because once you've been to an FFA
meeting everything else is amateur hour. Attend any meeting
today and you'll see folks holding a discussion without a mo-
tion on the floor, no flag salute, and no knowledge whatsoever
of Robert's Rules of Order. As an ex FFA member who proudly
presided over opening and closing ceremonies with strict ad-
herence to parliamentary procedure, it drives me nuts to
watch C SPAN.
Here's how a typical government meeting might go if they did
it the FFA way.
This party will come to order. We are now holding a meeting of
government parasites. Madame Vice President, are all officials
at their stations?
Mr. President, I shall call the role of crooks to find out if they
are here and if they are sober. Madame Secretary of State.
Where are you stationed.
Here by the shredding machine.
Why by the shredding machine?
Because I want to be President some day and if the public ever
saw this stuff I couldn't get elected dog catcher in Little Rock.
Supreme Court Justices, where are you stationed?
We're sorry, can you speak a little louder?
